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[tsunsandsteals]

[Is it just him, or are the trees whispering an awful lot lately? The fact that the trees are talking at all should have alarmed him, but Silver pretty much knows to expect crazy shit to happen for no reason by now. No, what's bugging him is what they're whispering.]

Why should I give a shit about any of this?! Who cares who's got eyes for who and who's into what and all that crap?!

[why yes the trees have mentioned a few things about him, and he is indeed mad. Feel free to annoy him. Or distract him, whichever.]

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[mountain_sage]

I...would very much agree with you on that.

[Swear words aside.]

Whatever secrets we carry, they are no one's affair but our own.

[tsunsandsteals]

Why would these trees know, or even give a damn?!

[mountain_sage]

It must be related to the recent Malnosso announcement in which they taunted us about our secrets. After all of their experiments on us, they would learn about us. As to why they would expose them through the trees, I believe they mean to test our reaction.

[tsunsandsteals]

Oh, those assholes. Is there any way to make them shut up and leave us alone?

[mountain_sage]

Hmm...do you mean the Malnosso, or the trees?

The Malnosso, there's nothing we can do. They'll taunt us when they choose. As for the trees, I'm sure this will be over in a week's time. So pay no mind to what they say.

[tsunsandsteals]

The Malnosso. Bunch of assholes.

[mountain_sage]

Mmm...

[That comment leaves him pretty speechless.]

So what will you do?

[tsunsandsteals]

Maybe I just won't go outside until this stops.

[mountain_sage]

That would be a wise idea. With all this chaos, it may not be safe.

[tsunsandsteals]

I mean, normally I'd say that was for wimps, but these trees are pissing me off!

[mountain_sage]

"Wimps..."

I would hardly think there is anything to prove by venturing out in this madness.

[tsunsandsteals]

...yeah. Maybe not. [sigh]

[mountain_sage]

Hmm...

[Now he's a little curious on Silver's definition of strength.]

I'm curious...how would you define a "wimp?"

[disastergirl]

If you don't like it, why don't you just find an axe and chop the trees down?

[tsunsandsteals]

Oh yeah, that'd go over well.

[disastergirl]

If you've got a better idea I'd absolutely love to hear it. Would you rather do nothing about it instead?

[tsunsandsteals]

Well, what bright ideas do you have, little miss genius? [sticks tongue out. Real mature, Silver]

[disastergirl]

Setting the trees on fire would shut them up, and if the only thing you care about is not hearing what they're saying, then you can just put earplugs in your ears! That's two ideas right there!

[Well, it wasn't like she was any more mature, considering she was doing the same thing back at him.]

[tsunsandsteals]

Sure, and then we get our asses thrown in jail for burning down a forest. And murder, since these trees are pretty much alive right now.

And earplugs suck.

[disastergirl]

Hey, you asked for ideas. Don't complain just because you didn't get the ones you wanted!

...And where's this "we" coming from anyway?

[tsunsandsteals]

Eh, earplugs are better than nothing, I guess. But they only work for so long.

Hey, burning the trees down was your idea!

[disastergirl]

That's what I thought. [getting a little smug over here.]

And so what if it was my idea? That doesn't mean I was saying we should work together on this or anything like that.

[tsunsandsteals]

Well. Good. Because I don't work with partners.

[disastergirl]

Really. Mind if I ask why?

[tsunsandsteals]

Because they get in the way. Working alone is so much easier.