tsunsandsteals | Entries tagged with silver: worst cook ever

[Jeb doesn't just do the cooking because he's so damn nice and enjoys doing it, he does it because if he let Silver attempt anything it would end very, very badly.

And unfortunately, that's exactly what happened when Silver decided that part of self-improvement involved learning to cook. See, Silver's not just a bad cook, he's a spectacularly bad one who can't even boil water for macaroni and cheese without making a mess. First he didn't let it boil long enough, then he added too much macaroni, then he let it cook too long and his idea of "cheese sauce" was throwing half a package of cheese in the pot. And that's not even getting into the mistakes he made with the spices. Long story short, dinner's screwed and the kitchen's a mess. And Silver managed to burn himself a few times, ow.

So right now he's at the store picking up some replacement cheese. And bandaids. And he's trying to hurry so he can get back and clean the kitchen before Jeb gets home. He's pretty disheveled from having spilled things and tripped several times. Feel free to ~~troll him mercilessly~~ point this out.]