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[tsunsandsteals]

[You're probably noticing a familiar, but not as familiar-looking redhead walking around the village. His hair is shorter and choppier and he seems shorter and stockier. And his face is...not as expressive. He's also talking in random word salad phrases-VERY loudly.

Feel free to ask him what his deal is, but don't expect a coherent answer. Or for him to lower his voice.]


((ooc: Silver has essentially turned into his Vietnamese Crystal self aka CHEDR. All comments and replies will be done under his alt account.))

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[lordhotman]

[Zuko happens to be walking around town when he sees someone who looks familiar but is yelling random things in an obnoxious manner. He stops and stares, not really sure what to make of it. It quickly gets annoying however.]

Hey, cut it out!

[eggiebagfuck]

[The kid turns around, but doesn't "cut it out". He fixes Zuko with an intense stare.]

I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL.

[lordhotman]

[Zuko stares again, his mouth hanging open slightly. What even... He then scowls.]

What are you talking about?!

[eggiebagfuck]

I AM A MONSTER

[sizeable pause]

COACH, THE FIRST MANKIND ALL OVER THE WORLD.

[lordhotman]

[...]

You're not making any sense!

[eggiebagfuck]

YOU HAD GAINED MONATERS FROM GRADUATE SCHOOL, BUT YOU ARE SO WEAK. IT'S A GREAT PITY. [does a victory-fist] WHAT, WHAT DO YOU SAY ME?.

[lordhotman]

[Did he just insult him? And what's graduate school anyway.]

I say you're crazy.

[eggiebagfuck]

[Crazy? Have another intense glare, person he probably knows but doesn't know.]

GET ANGRY AS SOON AS THINKING THIS, YES, OUR LOVE MUST BECOME STRENGTH.

[pokeboy]

[From a distance away and from the back, everybody looks like everybody. It's true. And knowing only the other Silver, Red approaches him thinking that it might be the same one he knows! He doesn't know many redheads, okay.

So he puts a hand on his shoulder, moving himself to face him-]

Silver-?

[eggiebagfuck]

[Another person? Glares at this one, too. Cause that's the bulk of what his face can do in this state.]

LISTEN, ONE DAY I WILL BEAT YOU DOWN, AND LET YOU KNOW MY STRENGTH.

[lordhotman]

... WHAT? I don't... You're definitely crazy!

[pokeboy]

[That is loud. And completely unlike Silver. But- it looks like Silver too? Sorta? Red takes a step back, confused.]

Wha-? What are you talking about? [...] Are you challenging me?

[Red has pokéballs. Does Silver!not!Silver have pokéballs?]

[eggiebagfuck]

I TAKE A FANCY TO THE STRONG WINNER.

[eggiebagfuck]

YOU DON'T KNOW, THERE IS NOTHING TO DO. I HAVE GOOD MONSTER,WHAT'S THE MATTER I TELL YOU

[And he tosses out Golbat's Pokeball.]

[lordhotman]

[...]

I'M NOT INTO THAT!

[pokeboy]

[What the heck- no who cares what he just said. Moving back!]

I've got good monsters too! [He takes Pikachu's recently found pokéball from his waist, tossing it out!] Pikachu! Go for a quick attack!

[Though only just coming out, Pikachu sees the opponent and knows what to do. He sprints forward, leaping up to hit into the Golbat.]

[eggiebagfuck]

COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!

[eggiebagfuck]

[Unfortunately, Golbat was also badly "downgraded". The poor bat gets knocked around quite a bit, barely able to get a hit in edgewise before it passes out.]

ARE YOU GLAD AFTER WINNING? [oh look, something vaguely coherent]

1/2

[lordhotman]

[...]

[lordhotman]

This is stupid!

[pokeboy]

[... what. Pikachu looks as confused as Red does. Red's wondering if it's a trick, but...]

Huh? No? What's going on? [Pikachu begins moving back towards Red, just in case.] Who are you?

[eggiebagfuck]

I AM...I AM A MONSTER


COACH.

[pokeboy]

...You're strange. [!] Are you Silver's brother?

[eggiebagfuck]

HOW MANY MONSTERS HAVE YOU GRABBED?

[eggiebagfuck]

CERTAINLY TO BE KIND TO THE MONATERS, I DON'T ADMIT DEFEAT.