[accidental voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

...why am I...where the hell is my shirt?! What is this place, what am I doing here?! Where's the Pokemon Center and the PokeMart and all the other idiots running around the city? Why does my back it-

-no. This-is this someone's stupid idea of a joke?! Wings, what the hell. Why do I have wings? Is there any way to get rid of them? Maybe they're just taped on, yeah, maybe I can just try to

Ow! No, they're real. Ugh, I'm going to be feeling that for-

-wait a minute, the journal, it's...it's recording everything I say! What the hell is going on here?!

Not that I'm scared. That'd be the reaction of a weak person, and I am notweak. It's just a stupid situation is all, and I'll get to the bottom of it. I'll find whoever's responsible for this and kick their ass!

Comments

[action]

[tsunsandsteals]

[...what the hell?]

I could ask you the same thing, asshole.

[action]

[tsuntrader]

I don't sound like I'm compensating for something.

[action]

[tsunsandsteals]

Oh, look who thinks he's a fucking shrink! [NOT AMUSED]

[action]

[tsuntrader]

[And look who's a- ...No. He's not having some dumb argument with some brat that looks kinda like him if he can help it.

Sigh.] You're new here, aren't you? [Kinda gathered it from the whole dumb wing yanking thing. ...Great, he's whiny, bratty, and stupid.]

[action]

[tsunsandsteals]

Yeah, I'm new. [as if this place wasn't fucked up enough]

So why the hell do you sound like me? This some sort of joke?

[action]

[tsuntrader]

[I'm not whiny enough to sound like you, you stupid-]

Save it. [They... Can figure that out later. Or something. In the meantime, he's flipping through pages in his journal until he finds this.

The second he does, he's offering it over to mister cranky redhead for him to read.]

[action]

[tsunsandsteals]

[he's reading the guide but he hasn't found anything about something like this yet]

[action]

[tsuntrader]

[And Silver's well aware of that, but at least it gives some sort of insight into just where the hell he is.

Once he looks like he's read a good portion of it, he'll speak up again.] There are two or three different worlds with weird other versions of [-his seniors and juniors? No, he doesn't trust this guy with that-] people I've met before. ...My best guess is that you're from some other... Me... From some other world.

[That feels so weird to say. Another him? No, he's the only him there is. Another him that's this guy? He doesn't even want to imagine it.]

[action]

[tsunsandsteals]

...you mean this is real? You're me, I'm you?

[his mind, it is blown]

What Pokemon do you have?

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[tsuntrader]

[...] Sneasel, Feraligatr, Kingdra... [...Are any of these ringing bells?]

[action]

[tsunsandsteals]

[and on top of that this guy has better Pokemon than he does]

Quilava, Sneasel and Golbat.

[action]

[tsuntrader]

[Well, at least he has Sn-] Quilava?

[action]

[tsunsandsteals]

Yeah, Quilava. He's not at his final stage yet. Go ahead, make your stupid-ass nasty comments.

[action]

[tsuntrader]

Gold didn't take Cyndaquil?

[action]

[tsunsandsteals]

Who?

[action]

[tsuntrader]

Gold. Exploding bangs, cap, goggles, shorts... [Goggles. Like the ones he has around his neck, but he doesn't think to hold them up to demonstrate.]

[action]

[tsunsandsteals]

Doesn't ring a bell.

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[tsuntrader]

...He's not you [best-] rival? [What crazy bizarro world does this guy come from?]

[action]

[tsunsandsteals]

Only rival I have is this annoying girl with a dumb hat who's always smiling.

[action]

[tsuntrader]

[Annoying? Dumb hat? Always smiling?

It can't possibly be Crys.] So the names Crys and Gold don't ring a bell at all?

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[tsunsandsteals]

Not in the least.

[action]

[tsuntrader]

[There's a pause, as he considers what to ask next.

He almost doesn't want to hear the answer, but...] ...What about Blue?

[action]

[tsunsandsteals]

Who?

[action]

[tsuntrader]

[...This guy can't be him. There's no way he can be him. How does he not...?]

[action]

[tsunsandsteals]

[part of him wants to ask about...him, but he's under enough stress as it is, the emotional fall out of discussing the man will make it worse]