[accidental voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

...why am I...where the hell is my shirt?! What is this place, what am I doing here?! Where's the Pokemon Center and the PokeMart and all the other idiots running around the city? Why does my back it-

-no. This-is this someone's stupid idea of a joke?! Wings, what the hell. Why do I have wings? Is there any way to get rid of them? Maybe they're just taped on, yeah, maybe I can just try to

Ow! No, they're real. Ugh, I'm going to be feeling that for-

-wait a minute, the journal, it's...it's recording everything I say! What the hell is going on here?!

Not that I'm scared. That'd be the reaction of a weak person, and I am notweak. It's just a stupid situation is all, and I'll get to the bottom of it. I'll find whoever's responsible for this and kick their ass!

Comments

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

... [he really hates it when people call his bluff] I've beaten every trainer I've come across so far!

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Yeah? So which ones're those? The random youngster with a Rattata? Maybe a trainer with a Bellsprout?

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

[SCOFF] A couple psychics, some hikers and sailors, few cooltrainers...

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

So just the run-of-the-mill trainers out there. So impressive.

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

Shut up!

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

It doesn't matter, because the fact you're taking pride in all that just shows you're weak.

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

...take that back.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Or what?

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

I'll punch your face in.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Bring it.

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

...I will!

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Good!