[accidental voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

...why am I...where the hell is my shirt?! What is this place, what am I doing here?! Where's the Pokemon Center and the PokeMart and all the other idiots running around the city? Why does my back it-

-no. This-is this someone's stupid idea of a joke?! Wings, what the hell. Why do I have wings? Is there any way to get rid of them? Maybe they're just taped on, yeah, maybe I can just try to

Ow! No, they're real. Ugh, I'm going to be feeling that for-

-wait a minute, the journal, it's...it's recording everything I say! What the hell is going on here?!

Not that I'm scared. That'd be the reaction of a weak person, and I am notweak. It's just a stupid situation is all, and I'll get to the bottom of it. I'll find whoever's responsible for this and kick their ass!

Comments

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Try asking questions. It'll really carry you a long way, y'know! Not that anyone's gonna answer you with an attitude like that.

Geez, and I thought Silver sucked at the whole social thing...

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

Only weaklings ask other people for help.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[...He is so going to get a headache from this guy.]

...What, are you compensating for something now? Because I'm listenin' to one hell of a weakling.

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

I didn't get where I am today by asking for help. I've done everything on my own and that's how it's gonna stay.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Right. So how many badges you got? Pokémon? Won any leagues? Did you even beat your rival in a battle at all?

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

...that's none of your business, asshole. [how dare this idiot poke his failures!]

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Proof's in the pudding! If you're gonna throw all this bluster around about how "you're not weak" and "you don't ask for help because that's what weaklings do", then where're you achievements as a trainer? Either put up or shut up!

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

... [he really hates it when people call his bluff] I've beaten every trainer I've come across so far!

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Yeah? So which ones're those? The random youngster with a Rattata? Maybe a trainer with a Bellsprout?

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

[SCOFF] A couple psychics, some hikers and sailors, few cooltrainers...

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

So just the run-of-the-mill trainers out there. So impressive.

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

Shut up!

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

It doesn't matter, because the fact you're taking pride in all that just shows you're weak.

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

...take that back.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Or what?

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

I'll punch your face in.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Bring it.

[Voice]

[tsunsandsteals]

...I will!

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Good!